有关脑白金的谈话

我长那么大以来，就见过两个德智体美劳全面发展的人。

我想毒死他们。= = 嘿

星期五QC的大学出得起油费的都来Mariano自我推销了。那段时间都有课，所以没能去看。反正看了也还是得说服自己不要去不是老早就盯准了的那个学校。尽管如此，周五的下午还有晚上整个就被一小小我顺手牵羊取来的 Med-P Prog.传单给毁了。轰隆，扑通，喀踏，``乒#呤&&&%乓=啷‘’。因为这不是什么我想不想上的问题了，而是我根本就不符合那劳什子混账标准！！！！可笑啊，真可笑。

Academic achievement = overall average CRC of 36.2 ~各科平均95+
Assessment of personal qualities = autobiographical letter + interview

The letter should give the committee a clear image of the applicant, their personal characteristics and experiences which make him/her particularly suitable for the study and practice of medicine.

模拟一下我的自荐信/面试。
1。the basis for my decision to become a doctor.
呃。。。您看啊，这个人活着，就免不了出点什么毛病，不管大毛病小毛病，只要身心痛苦着，这辈子就别想过好，所以呢嘛，只要咱掐准时机，就算是漫天要价也不愁没有人上门来。还有，这医生呢，不怕下岗，特别是外科大夫，只有练出一手过硬的基本功，失业的第二天就可以到市级文明菜市场割肉卖。内科医生稍微麻烦点，可是一个月内忽悠那么几十人，成立个传销性质的小型气功组织也可以了。这要是再推出点抗氧化延迟衰老排除毒素减少负荷疏通淤结舒缓痉挛吓跑肿瘤吞噬艾滋的万能维生素杂烩。。。

2。my experience and exposure to health care system.
从小我就没去过几次医院，没办法，身体素质好啊。

3。examples of leadership.
小时候捉迷藏我老是找人的那一个，老鹰捉小鸡，母鸡。

4。ex. of initiative.
上次我和我妈还说来着呢，明早上吃剩饭吧，别做新的了，我们就没做了。

5。examples of originality.
略。

6。examples of compassion.
7岁那年，看狮子王，我哭了。
10岁那年，看泰坦尼克，我哭了。
12/3？岁那年，看美丽的大脚，我哭了！！！

7。examples of service to others.
我帮人家拉门。有人不让我拉，要替我拉，我怒视他。

8。evidence of communication skills.
某年某月某日，某家的留言机。
take no.1),beep* ......... eh.........（hang up）
take no.2)beep*.......(in voluntary cough)...(hang ip)
take no.3)beep*.....hi....this is...Da...Donna...I am just wondering...(hang up)
take no.4)beep*....you have reached 637-8100, please leave your message, we will call back as soon as possible.

9。evidence of the ability to work in teams
A:Hi, Donna, what are you doing online @ this hour?
D: oh, I am waiting for my presentation partners, we have an oral to pull together...
A: you know ...it is 2 in the morning...
D: oh...that, I know, that's why I am doing their part now...
A: why didn't you call them....
D.euh.....I kinda of have a sore throat.....it's a chronical condition, so I don't think that I can make many phone calls from now....till ....like I die....
A: oh...well, nice to talk to you, I am going to bed.
D: WAIT! A, aren't you on my team?
A: (may not reply , appears offline)
D: A..? A?? A?!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~(echo)

10. evidence of the ability to interact positively with others
...

The avility to take initiative, excel in one's studies while engaging in avtivities such as team sports, student government, music, theatre, drama(excuse me, but isn't it the same as theatre?) , art, creative writing and other endeavours that require dedication, determination and the capacity to handle the stress of coping with different enterprises are of particular importance to the Comittee.

Blah~blah~blah.

我把我的种种担心跟我妈说了。
我妈：犯傻啊？这种官话你也信？什么地方不是这么吹的？Pre-med学生我也不是没见过，没有一个符合标准的，还不是有蔫巴的。彭丹啊，我倒真开始担心了啊，你脑子怎么转不过来了？
我：妈，人家还说进了pre-med,有一门课在B以下就不能升到med.
我妈：我那么老了，如果我进了p-med,我都相信我可以升上去，你？不行了。过几天得给你开个方子炖汤补补脑袋。= =
我：你还是给我买脑白金吧。